Buy a meme.
Make a Moonbird buy itself.
Every time someone trades $uBIRDS on Uniswap V4, the contract takes 2% and tries to buy a Moonbird off Sudoswap. When it works, that Moonbird gets airdropped to the deployer. That's the entire thesis.
so you don't have to"
How it works
Three things. None of them are complicated.
You trade $uBIRDS
A swap on Uniswap V4 — buy or sell, doesn't matter. Standard ERC-20, no taxes on transfers, no admin button to rug you.
2% goes to a treasury
A V4 hook silently skims 2% of every swap and stuffs it into a treasury. Pure ETH, pile-up'd until it's enough to buy something.
It buys a Moonbird
When the treasury is fat enough, the next swap auto-fires a buy on Sudoswap and a real Moonbird NFT gets sent to the deployer. Forever, on-chain.
Cold facts
Numbers don't lie. Memecoins do, but ours less so.
How to buy
Standard memecoin moves.
- Get some ETH on Ethereum mainnet.
- Go to app.uniswap.org (or any V4-aware aggregator: 1inch, CoWSwap, Matcha as they roll out V4 routing).
- Paste the contract address (drops below post-launch).
- Swap. Boom — you're a uBIRDS holder. The 2% fee is automatic.
contract address
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FAQ
If you're still confused, you're probably old.
Wait, the contract really buys NFTs by itself?
Yeah. There's a Uniswap V4 hook attached to the pool. On every swap it grabs 2%, holds it as ETH, and once it has enough to cover the Moonbird floor on Sudoswap, the next swap fires the buy in the same transaction. The NFT auto-routes to the deployer's wallet.
Why Moonbirds?
Because they're objectively the best 10K collection, the sleep mechanic was peak NFT lore, and Kevin Rose tried to ruin them and they survived. Also they're cheap right now. Vibes.
What if there are no Moonbirds left in the Sudoswap pool?
The hook silently no-ops on the buy attempt and keeps stacking ETH. Trades keep flowing as normal. Once a Sudoswap pool restocks, the next swap fires the buy.
Are there taxes when I transfer between wallets?
No. The 2% only applies to swaps on the Uniswap V4 pool. Wallet-to-wallet transfers are free. There's no admin function to change the fee, blacklist anyone, or mint more supply. It's a clean ERC-20 with a hook bolted to the pool.
Is this financial advice?
No. This is a meme that buys cartoon owls. Decide accordingly.
Where do I see Moonbirds being bought?
The deployer wallet shows incoming Moonbird NFTs. Each buy fires a MoonbirdBought event on the hook contract. Etherscan shows them all in real time. We'll also post each one on X.